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Short Songs With Long Titles

by Vater's Vibrators

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Hi there. We Aren't Calling About Your Car's Extended Warranty But Since We already Have You on the Phone Let's Talk About Your Cars Extended Warranty 00:51
2.
If You Repeatedly Fart in Your Car with the Windows Up You Can Call It "Fartboxing" 00:43
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The Worst, Longest, Life Changing Acid Trip of My Life Part 1: These Doses Are Totally Fake. I'm Going to Eat the Rest of the Strip 00:14
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Once You Get Over Your Fear of Dying the Only Thing Left to Fear is the Burden of Your Loved Ones Paying for Your Funeral in This Economy 00:33
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I Found Out I Was Lactose Intolerant at My 4th Birthday Party While Eating My Ice Cream Cake 00:35
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And To This Day I STILL Can Not See Burnt Bacon Without Thinking About That Flaming Cop Car 01:09
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Bringing Up the Fun Fact That the Actor That Played the Hospital Technician in the Exorcist Murdered Someone in Real Life Will Not Help You Make Friends 01:10
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Some Say the Last Time They Were Seen was Heading into a Wal-Mart Bathroom to do K off Each Others Genitals. 00:32
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There Are Many Jokes That Can Be Made But None of Them are as Funny as Your Attempt to be a Functioning Human Being 00:51
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Your Friends Don't Secretly Hate You But They Do Think Your Taste in Music is Atrocious 00:06
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What can I say? That Just Don't Make a Good Cult Ascention Like They Used To 00:19
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When I Was Younger I had Mono & Was Embarrassed But Then I Saw That the Beach Boys Had It During Pet Sounds Too 00:25
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People Who Think Titanic is One of the Greatest Films of all Time Peaked in Middle School 01:11
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The Worst, Longest, Life Changing Acid Trip of My Life Part 2: Can You Help Me? I Haven't Slept in 36 Hours and the Government Wired My GrubHub Order 00:49
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Avril Lavigne Time Traveled to the Past to Save Our Future and We Don't Give Her Enough Recognition 00:15
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I Would Love to Join You for Brunch But I have to Go Home, Count My Teeth Collection, and Touch Myself 01:02
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You Suffer (Napalm Death) 00:01
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Valve Theme 00:22

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When a bad joke comes true.

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released July 9, 2022

Vater Boris - All the Noise
Boo Morgue - Artwork & Moral Support

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